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A Highland Fairy Tale: We Get Slagged Off

This post starts with a Scottish vocab lesson.  While I’m pretty sure “slagging off” is not exclusively a Scottish phrase I’ve only ever heard Mr. Sword and his mates use it, however maybe Miss Jackrabbit can enlighten us about the rest of the UK ?  When I first met Mr. Sword I was always caught off guard with his weird phrases (for exaample: knackered = tired, baltic = freezing cold), and this one was no different.  To slag someone off is to insult them.  Who knew?  It always sounded way dirtier to me.

After attending to the cake, we made our way to our lovely sweetheart table to get royally made fun of during the toasts.

More crazy Mrs. Sword faces!

More crazy Mrs. Sword faces!

These crowns in front of our table were a great addition and given to me by a friend of Mom Sword.  We ended up sitting in front of the wrong crown for the firsts half of the evening though, oops.   I was convinced I was in front of the queen’s but I was actually sitting in front of the king’s.  Sorry Mr. Sword, you were right!

The toasts at our wedding were phenomenal.  I feel like this part of the night can be very nerve-wracking for brides and grooms because it’s a part you have no control over.  We weren’t worried and not only were the toasts lovely and heart-warming, but they were also wicked funny and full of jokes at our expense (said with love of course!).  I won’t include the full transcriptions here because it would get too long but I do have one video to share at the end of this post.

Up first, Dad Sword!

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His toast was beyond funny.  He made fun of Mr. Sword for being a Bears fan (I come from Viking country after all!) and told a story from when I was little about how I’d cry every time he left the room and how much he got a kick out of that.  Dad Sword told Mr. Sword I can be a bit clingy and asked him if I cry when he leaves the room as well?  I laughed so hard.  Mostly cause it’s true.  😉

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Traditionally only the FOB does a speech but Mom Sword didn’t want to let Dad Sword have all the fun, and she nailed it with her 15 second quip informing Mr. Sword, that after years of me calling her with life’s stressful problems, it was now his turn to deal with it all and guess what?  TAG, YOU’RE IT!

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Seems to me she’s a bit too excited to pass on the torch!  🙂

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Next up was my lovely Sister, MOH Big Eyes who said some really sweet things including what a saint Mr. Sword is to not mind that I put up personal detail after personal detail about him on my blog.  She also made fun of me because the first time Mr. Sword and I met and exchanged phone numbers, I told him I don’t call boys, boys call me.  I swear I didn’t mean it in a rude way, just that I was too nervous to call him but I guess it didn’t come across that way!  And now it’s a source of entertainment for everyone in the family.

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Our Best Man S gave the best Best Man speech in the history of best man toasts.  He was hilarious and slagged off Mr. Sword a good amount, but then he ended with a poem that was absolutely beautiful.  We actually had many guests rave about this toast and we ended up paying our videographers extra to have the whole thing on film.

Best Man S is also the reason we needed to have a screen and projector set up in the reception room!  HIS TOAST HAS VISUALS HIVE.  The speech is about 8 and a half minutes but I guess in Scotland they can go on as long as 30 minutes, and anyway, I think it’s totally worth watching if you have time.

Did your family and friends knock their toasts out of the park too?  Are you comfortable getting slagged off and made fun in front of everyone you know?

All photos by Crystal Liepa Photography.

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Skipped some of the Sword saga?  It’s OK, catch up today!

Pre-Wedding
Teaser video!
Final preparations, snow, and tears!
Ladies’ Luncheon!
Elevators of anxiety!
Rehearsing and screaming!
Burgers and surprises!
Kisses at midnight!

The Big Day
Bacon for bridal baby!
Hair and makeup!
Men in kilts!
Tiara and bouquet!
Becoming a bride!
Champagne toasts!
First look!
Cold couple portraits!
The Swords with swords!
The men pose!
The women pose!
Altogether now!
Elevator madness!
Big reveal!
Family photos!
Posing with our flower girl!
True Scotsman indeed!

Ceremony
People processing!
Bridal cry/laugh walk!
Ceremony readings!
Vows and handfasting!
Receiving line!

Reception
Cocktail hour!
The pretty details!
Grand entrances!

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A Highland Fairy Tale: We Begin With Important People Processing

We’ve now hit 4 PM (finally!) and the ceremony is about to begin…

The DJ started by playing a few tunes as guests began to arrive and our adorable ushers (notice their tartan bow ties) began passing out programs.

Usher/Cousin Singer

Usher/Cousin Singer

Usher/Big C

Usher/Big C

Usher/Cousin Dancer reading a program

Usher/Cousin Dancer reading a program

The prelude was led by Bagpiper E who played three songs (Leaving Port AskaigDornoch Highland Gathering, and Amazing Grace) while walking up and down the aisle.

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In Scotland, I guess it’s common for the bagpiper to pipe outside the church or venue to welcome guests as they arrive, but I liked showcasing E and it was great because as soon as he started playing, everyone figured out it was time to get in their seat!

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The family processional song was chosen by Mr. Sword and couldn’t have been more perfect, Sigur Ros’ Hoppipolla, instrumental version.

First up to walk down the aisle was Grandpa F and Grandma J escorted by Head Usher/Cousin Cool.

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Next up came the handsome Mr. Sword escorting Mum Sword and Scottish Dad down the aisle before taking his place up front.  (At the same time Pastor P was entering up the sneaky side aisle.)

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After that it was time for the Mother of the Bride, Mom Sword!  She was also escorted in by Head Usher/Cousin Cool.

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To round out this song we had Cousin Q process in holding two silk roses in honor of those who have passed on before us, one rose for those in my family, one for Mr. Sword’s loved ones.  I had no idea how to explain this in the program so I just labeled this part of the ceremony, “remembrance flowers.”  All the names of those we were missing at the wedding were printed in the ceremony program and as she reached the front Cousin Q put each rose in a tall glass vase.

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The bridal party was next and they came in to my very offbeat choice of the opening song from Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses.  You can listen along, trust me, it’s not as bad as you think!

First up, GM The Glue and BM Wee Sis.

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Following them was GM J and BM Jo.

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Next up was GM P and BM L Dawg.

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Finally, these two grinning goofs, our Best Man and Maid of Honor, came down the aisle.  We like to joke they never stopped smiling the entire day (we have lots of photos to prove it too!), but we think it’s super sweet.

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All the while this guy is waiting patiently for me to make my big entrance…

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All photos by Crystal Liepa Photography.

How did you or how will you honor those who have passed on?  Did you choose any non-traditional processional songs?

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Skipped some of the Sword saga?  It’s OK, catch up today!

Pre-Wedding
Teaser video!
Final preparations, snow, and tears!
Ladies’ Luncheon!
Elevators of anxiety!
Rehearsing and screaming!
Burgers and surprises!
Kisses at midnight!

The Big Day
Bacon for bridal baby!
Hair and makeup!
Men in kilts!
Tiara and bouquet!
Becoming a bride!
Champagne toasts!
First look!
Cold couple portraits!
The Swords with swords!
The men pose!
The women pose!
Altogether now!
Elevator madness!
Big reveal!
Family photos!
Posing with our flower girl!
True Scotsman indeed!